Our “State-of-the-Art” Philosophy
We’ve been called “dangerously out of touch” and “technologically illiterate,” but we prefer the term Old Fashioned.
No Chatbots: Because we can’t figure out how to program them.
No “Always On” Culture: When the clock strikes five, we vanish like a Victorian ghost.
Minimal Effort, Maximum Mystery: Is our website down, or are we just taking a nap? Are we even for real? It’s all part of the charm.
When to Catch Us
If you absolutely must interact with us, please do so within the very specific window when our coffee is active and our spirits haven’t yet been crushed by the modern world.
| Day | Hours | Status |
| Monday – Friday | 9am – 5pm | Physically present (mostly) |
| Saturday – Sunday | Closed | Don’t even think about it |
| Bank Holidays | Gone | See above |
Note: If you send an email at 5:01 PM on a Friday, please understand that it will sit in a digital vacuum until at least Tuesday morning. We have hobbies. Well, Dave has a herb garden. The rest of us just stare at walls.